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    My brother is a pastor in South Dakota. He mentioned that he was considering using this line from "Jerry Maguire" in a sermon, for his conservative, uptight Dakotan congregation.
Copy-Mat clerk:
"That's how you become great - hanging your balls out there." My response...


"You think that sermon will go over well? (after Ogden Nash)"


i think you'll get some flack
for talking about your sack
wearing your black
robe, standing in the pulpit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

(this piece saw better days on Zulkey.com's Bad Poetry Week)

 

 

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